#captain deadpool

[observerblock23]

I don’t think Harley Quinn and Deadpool would date, they have too many cross references between their general backstories and honestly, in their lives (they can’t both be the problem)

But they would totally act, talk, and flirt like they’re dating, and their answer when asked if they are would change depending on what they think would be funniest at the time (queer platonic besties me thinks) (they’d be the best/worst roommates for each other)

This is, of course if they got past the “trying to kill each other” stage that they both seem to have with new people. After that, they make god regret being born.

What I can’t imagine would be Deadpool’s response to the rest of Gotham. Or how Gotham would react to Deadpool

I mostly wanna see Deadpool shoot the Joker in the dick and then immediately do an overdramatic segue to Harley with an RPG

What does tumblr think

[itsagentromanoff]

[Deadpool tries to access the Quinjet]

Deadpool: Deadpool.

Computer: Access denied.

Deadpool: Captain Deadpool.

Computer: Access denied.

Deadpool: Wade Wilson?

Computer: Access denied.

Deadpool: [amused] SuperFreaky.

Computer: Welcome, Wade Wilson.

[chimichangasanddoorknobs]

Suprise Dentist

Deadpool Volume 3 #17  

[smashpages]

Captain America #11 (Marvel, July 2024) Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe variant cover by David Nakayama

[molotovgrifter]

sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.

[caxapthecat]

if u got depression u know the amount of effort it took for him to do those dishes

[mischievous-thunder]

Why you need to double-check before posting something:

P.S. The rebloggers:

[lanae111]

When he’s a red flag but you need him

[mylols16]

any one else completely forget that straight men are marvel fans like sir these characters are for the girls and gays wdym straight men are the target audience?!?

[miss-carter]

Steve Rogers + canonically longing for Peggy Carter through constant and consistent characterization during the time he was without her.

[hurtspideyparker]

I love the identity porn trope where a character is shit talking the person's other identity to the person. Or just in general where they like one version of the person and not the other

Deadpool: Spidey this Parker guy sure likes trashing your rep in the newspaper. Want me to trash his head in with a pipe?

Peter: Um, no Wade. He's just doing his job

Deadpool: And so am I, which is breaking the legs of those who hurt my pookie

Peter: Please don't ever go near that poor photographer.

Johnny: Can you believe this guy Webs? Cocky little nerd thinks his time is worth more than The Johnny Storm

Peter: Yeah he sounds like a real asshole

Steve: I can't stand Stark, what a money hungry, narcissistic, gallivanting, impolite bastard. I can't believe we have to work for that guy. At least he makes good armor, right Iron Man?

Tony: I whole-heartedly agree, what a complete dick

[super-marvel-dc]

Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.

Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.

[spideylilparker]

Meanwhile in Deadpool & Wolverine - Press Tour

They are so chaotic

[bebx]

[animusrox]

She-Hulk: Attorney at Law S01E08 "Ribbit and Rip It"

[bananababblegigglemuffin]

@maxximoffed